Reverse Engineering Your Life

It's time for your medicine. Take 2 red pills and relax. Please have at least 1 hour to begin this process. You are at a crossroads in your life and you want to figure out how you arrived at this very spot. Reverse Engineer your life to figure out why and how you are here. Let me hold your hand and show you what I mean.

I remember getting divorced from a person we will call "Zorana, the Destroyer of Worlds". Not really, we will call her Lady-X. This was, of course, a difficult time for me. I wanted an answer to the question: "How did I get here?" I took my 2 red pills and let the process begin. Clearly there were problems. Why did i choose this person in the first place? How did the universe decide that this was my destiny? The answers came to me like an Ozzy record playing backwards.

One day I was at work at a retail location. It was closing time and I was anxious to leave the store. My normal routine was to do paperwork, set the alarm, lock the door and drive home. This day was different. I did my paperwork, locked the store and went to my car. Upon entering the vehicle the 2 red pills began to seep into my cortex. Eyes wide open, I was inclined to remember that I did not set the alarm. Those of you who took the blue pill would continue to drive on but the crimson poison flowing through my veins would not allow it. As if under control by the universe itself, I returned to the store and entered in the code that would secure the location. Feeling the universe closing in on me i rushed to the door to be complete my task. The 2 red pills had other plans.

As I reached for the door I smelt freedom. Before I could grab the handle a shock-blast of ringing came to my attention. As if it were a homing beacon of misery I was drawn to it. Never before had I wished to take the blue pill so much. The lucky ones who had, would have walked out the door, unrestrained. I answered this call on the way to freedom. It was not my choice, I would have just left... but those damn red pills.. no! "Retail location X, can I assist you?"

Answering that call was the plan all along. A sinister voice spoke,"Do you have product X in stock?" The demon must have known that product X was right in front of me. "Yes, we do". The demon only had to finish me off, my friends. "Can I come by to pick it up?" Having lost all sense of myself and under complete control of the 2 red pills coursing through my veins I responded. " I will wait for you to arrive"

That was Lady-X's parental units. That is how you reverse engineer your life. I forgot to set an alarm before leaving work and the universe made me pay. I do not want to influence your life, I want only to show you the truth. The truth is you are not in control of your world. 2 red pills are.